windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well most of my day revolves around power hour
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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