Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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