Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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