soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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