Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You made out with two different species that night
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
