it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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