Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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