and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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