Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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