i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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