remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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