Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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