Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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