I love black thongs
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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