I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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