just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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