Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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