yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Buhtt sex?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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