hotel room ftw
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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