Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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