Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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