You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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