we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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