god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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