How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Less talking, more tequila
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
