is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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