The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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