i need an iv and a liver transplant
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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