ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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