So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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