My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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