shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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