im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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