Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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