Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Buhtt sex?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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