idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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