her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
