i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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