So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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