I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Randomize
