He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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