He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just found a bag of teeth...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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