doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
