I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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