I am full of burrito and curiosity
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Randomize