Non-Jews are for practice
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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