Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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