DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm like, not good at living.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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