Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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