I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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