I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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