But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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