Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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